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Craig Owens Action Figure
$999.99
Standing at a staggering 4 inches tall, this highly exclusive Craig Owens figurine is the perfect addition to your altar, shrine, or trinket shelf.
Features include:
-Zero confirmed functionality
-The eyes may or may not follow you from room to room
-Waterproof
-Gluten free
A once in a lifetime opportunity to own your very own Craig Owens without the scheduling conflicts.
No refunds. No exchanges. No eye contact.